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Laugh Away Holiday Stress




I usually don’t open those emails where you have to reply to 10 friends or take polls, but I did find this funny when a good friend of mine sent it! Hope you enjoy this and melt away any holiday stress you might be feeling.


Random Thoughts for the Day:

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer’s history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this — ever.

15. I hate it when I miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?)but when I immediately call back it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 10 year old daughter asked me in the car the other day “Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lights than Kay


Do you have any random thoughts to add??

Comments

  1. I'm all for the sarcasm font!!!

    Superfab fun list, Super T!!!

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  2. This is funny, Tonya. Am partial to #1, 2, 3, 7...always though this. If you don't know how to get out of your neighbourhood...um, stay home. Am just syin'

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.

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  3. That's a great list! So many that I nodded my head to #2,4,5,8, 10, and 16 (been there done that!)

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  4. 3,5, 8, 12, yep, yep, yep, yeppers . . . and I definitely think bad decisions make the best (and sometimes funniest) stories!!

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  5. Love LOVE, Tonya! And I so hear you on the nap.

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  6. Hahahaa! Paula, I LOVE number 1!! I think it's so funny!!

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  7. Katherine, one too many times I've had to eat crow and admit I was wrong! Hard for me to swallow.

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  8. And Diane, you can probably find some of those bad decisions disguised in a few of my novels;)

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  9. Oh, Talli! I'd love to take those naps again.

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