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Girlie Wisdom!


Happy Hump DAY!!!! Today I wanted to give you a little smile on your face while I'm working away on my edits for the next novel in the Grandberry Falls series, HAPPY NEW LIFE!



Girlie Wisdom!

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills… She has 14 kids but doesn’t really care.

2. One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does.

6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today…

8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my underwear…

10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like…’You know sometimes I forget to eat!‘ …..Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

12.. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a perfect day!

I hope I put a smile on your face! Do you have any GIRLIE WISDOM to add to my growing list?

Comments

  1. These are terrific, Super T!

    Here's one...straight from Maxine:

    "There is no vaccine against stupidity!"

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  2. HAHAAA!!! DD, that is so funny!! I bet Maxine has one for crazy!! Mine: "You can't argue with crazy!" LOL!!! LOVE Maxine! I can't wait for Muse Therapy to start this week!!!

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  3. Dee Dee's right. They're awesome. So sorry about Naked Heroes but you guys are awesome on epub. I ALWAYS read it but I've sworn to cut back on the internet to write so my comments are scattered.

    You Go!!!! So happy for you and Dee Dee. You guys are doing great.

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  4. Oh and...Behind every successful man is a shocked woman.

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  5. Love it! That put a smile on my face this morning.

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  6. These are great! It's too early to think of a new one, though. LOL! Brain needs more caffeine! :-)

    Regina Duke

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  7. Out of my league, I'm afraid. You're on your own.

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  8. Fun quotes.

    Here's one for you, If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.

    Sia McKye's Thoughts...OVER COFFEE

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  9. Margaret! I LOVE THAT!!! You are so funny!! That is definitely going on my list!

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  10. Come on, Regina:) I know you have a couple in there. If not, be sure to enjoy the ones being posted here! Love seeing you here!!

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  11. Now, now Jeff! You have women in your family OR you can give some guy wisdom:)

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  12. HAHAAA!! Sia, you put a smile on my face. This one will also go on the list!! LOVE IT!

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  13. Nothing to add, but thanks for the laughs (I just love to laugh).

    I've given you an award on my blog. Stop by to retrive it.

    stacysrantings.blogspot.com

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  14. Okay, Tonya, you said you'd accept some guy wisdom, so here goes:
    "The worst question she can ever ask you is, 'do I look fat in this?' because nothing you answer will keep you out of the doghouse."

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  15. I read this on Thursday and it still made my week! Thanks for the laughs! I've got one:

    I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die

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  16. Big LOL on the first one! :) Thanks for the giggle, Tonya.

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  17. Stacy! I'm so glad I made you smile. I thought those were so cute!

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  18. Oh, Meredith!! That's a great one!! I'd totally clear my BFF's computer!

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